DFSFOT

xtec:

thothoward:

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

SHUT

w3k:

askbombasticblake:

coolcatgroup:

teathattast:

we really out here drinking water and shit

Slurp slurp motherfluffer

That’s one thirsty noodle

lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

I wish you had this on video

noonymoon:

i was tagged by @still–waiting–for–something​ to write out my url with songs! i love this so much, thank you ^-^ ♡

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N — no good – kaleo

O — oh happy day – sister act

O — old money – lana del rey

N — not today – twenty one pilots

Y — yayo – lana del rey

M — money power glory – lana del rey

O — owner of a lonely heart – yes

O —  oops i did it again – britney spears

N — natural – imagine dragons

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WTF i dare everyone to find 4 songs with O and then we can talk again XD

i am tagging @theprismaticdreamer​ @powerpriestess​ @astrologicallygracie​ @jhordxn​ @divinfeminin​ @orriculum​ @heatherwitch​

Obstacle 1 - Interpol

Ocean avenue - Yellowcard

Oh! - Obie Trice feat. Busta Rhymes

Once upon a time - Smashing Pumpkins

Ode to sleep - Twenty One Pilots

Operate - The Movielife

Ophelia - The Lumineers

Do you need more? ☺️